But of course

Dork... you get outfits at Rhythmstar's shop : )

I vote for bikini- and beard- cladden santas... both sexes...

spangles and glitter are non-negotiable.

Next Monday, Xmas eve. Meet at Kaka'ako park @ 8p... I'll see if I can scrounge a bus on short notice...

Oh Anna... I miss you!!!

That is seriously twisted! I love it!

You guys have fun, I have to stay home and watch the pregnant Mrs. Claus (well go across the street to a party), so you guys have fun. You do know the "rules" of Santarchy right? This is what they do in Vegas:

There are just a few rules you need to know to have the most fun you will ever have with your pants on!
1. COSTUMES: You MUST be in a Santa, Elf, Reindeer, or other similar COSTUME to attend, so merely putting on a Santa hat with street clothes DOES NOT cut it. PLEASE: DRESS UP or stay home. We really mean this kids.
2. NO ONE IS IN CHARGE. I am not in charge and neither are you ‘Santa’. If ANYONE asks you who’s in charge, the answer always is and has been ‘Santa’. In fact the answer to almost all questions is “SANTA”. “Who are you guys?” Santa “Who set this up?” Santa “Who are YOU?” I’m Santa. “Why are you guys doing this?” Because we’re Santa. See a pattern here? Remember, at this event YOU ARE SANTA and you know when these people are sleeping and awake. Carry yourselves accordingly. Be the Santa.
3. Don’t f**k with security or the cops. Do as you are told. These casinos take their operations very seriously; do what they say promptly and without attitude. If you make trouble, shoplift, or get into an altercation with the cops or security you are on your own and Santa will leave your happy ass to suffer the consequences. Santa has a schedule to maintain.
4. Don’t f**k with little kids. Nothing says “please kick my ass Dad!’ like making a little kid cry. ALWAYS ask permission before giving kids toys, and always be respectful of their parents. Probably best to avoid them whenever possible.
5. STAY TOGETHER. ‘No force on earth can stop one hundred Santas’ is very true. But there are a lot of forces that can stop one or two Santa’s. Stay with the group. Not everyone loves Santa. Don’t get side tracked and be aware of the time. Because when the time comes, Santa is out of there baby! Probably a good idea to print the schedule below.
6. Bring toys or gifts to give out. We like little trinkets or unique gifts. Some Santas carry lumps of charcoal for grumpy people. (yes, they’re out there)
7. Hydrate or die. Remember to drink some water or bring some with you. Though it will be cold, this is still the desert and you’re losing water even though you probably don’t realize it.
8. Bring some cash. Even if you don’t drink, you may want to buy a soda or something and Game Works will cost you around $15 to have any fun at all. Santa WILL ride that mechanical bull!!

And here is the link to the Santarchy page:

santarchy.com/

Enjoy and don't get arrested like Rudolph.


Andi

arg my eyeballs are burning Vron..... thanks for that